omghi2uwtfbbq
outburst made by furious mazda owners when their car mysteriously explodes
i started my car and a voice told me to get out. i closed the door and it took off by itself. i found it down the street securely placed between two trees. i looked at the ground and exhaled. later that day i told my mom what happened and she was all like “omghi2uwtfbbq” the end.
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