Omneya
a fat annoying monstrous beast who is believed to have superhuman strength because of their size, omneya is currently locked up and is used in extremely tight emergencies during war when the government really needs the beast, the beast could take down the army by just a small jump causing a 5 magnitude earthquake thats could take down almost anything!
news: the government has just released the omneya and thus we have won the war
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