getting sick of pancakes: impossible
how could anyone be sick of something as awesome as pancakes?! it’s omppsissinle!
- cole elden
his middle name is elden. thats all that matters. any random person: hey whats his name? kalani: its cole elden.
- moses daddy
when you first spread a girls legs before s-x while she is on her period. you are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position
crazy, wild, pretty, and good vibes “yo, that chick lenasia is all good vibes…, she really the goods”! “but she can get real crazy at points, bro”… “right, that’s what i like about her”!
- water finders
sag t-ts emma duggan’s got some saggy -ss water finders
- national suck a chode day
national suck a chode day occurs on july 7th. anyone can suck a chode. tom: “dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?” zach: “the 7th?” tom: “no! it’s national suck a chode day!” zach: “i’ll text stacy now!”