OMV


acronym for oh, my voldemort! only to be used by the faithful servants of the dark lord, but only in acronym form, as the mentioning of his name is utterly blasphemous! and if you don’t know who the dark lord is, then shame on you, and don’t ever utter this word!
omv! is that the new death mask! i’ve been so wanting one! all the fashionable death eaters are wearing them!
stands for oh my v-g-n- . used by cretzu&theb-tches in costangeles ( constanta , romania )
how was that kathy ? like omv !
oh my vag…short for oh my v-g-n-

an expression used by both men and women alike expressing astonishment or awe.
“he just did a tripple backflip on his bmx –> oh my vag”

“i cant believe after going down on me he went down on my friend —> oh my vag”

whilst texting/imm’ing —> “dude what you just said is so wrong…omv”
like omg but the youthoftomorow.org version worshiping the god vee
omv i love you omv omv
oh my vick. an expression similar to omg (oh my god) but in reverence to michael vick, god of all things football
omv!!1 he will lead us to the promised land! vick-tory awaits!

ooh my vee!, pun on “ooh my gawd!”. used mostly only by pokemon lovers in chatrooms.
“omv!!!1! are you okkies??!1”

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