on blocks


taken from the practice of leaving a car which has been thoroughly stripped up on concrete blocks. something is said to be ‘on blocks’ when one comes back and finds it has been ransacked thoroughly.
i told you not to let anyone in–now my whole room’s up on blocks!

wait til oscar gets back and finds his dvd collection up on blocks . . .
a phrase referring to an occurrence of menstruation (i.e. being on your period).
“cmon honey, i’ve been thinkin about that sweet -ss all day…”
“i cant baby, im on blocks”
“so?? we’ll double up the naughty towel!”
a term that proves to someone that you’re not frontin. same as ‘on mamaz’ or ‘on citas’. originated in the bay area
guy 1: let’s put this sh-t down

guy 2: stop frontin’

guy 1: on blocks n-gg-

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