on the books


in the south west of england in places like devon and cornwall, when girl says she is “on the books” she means she has her period
watch out she is on the books
no luck tonight, she is on the books
an attractive female. something real good or legit.
“d-mn, shorty’s on the books”
“that new track by ____ is totally on the books”
“i just smoked the dankest bud- sh-t was on the books”

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