once


in the same tradition of ‘deuce,’ a once is going number one in the bathroom. a once is a noun, like a p-ss.
hey i’ll be right back, i got to go drip a once.
enough. overtly so and inclusively.
trying new things. once.
another term used in the place of awesome. it can also be used when one agrees with something someone else has said, or agreeing to something. in agreement the word is said as unenthusiastically as possible, yet a nod is crucial. is pr-nounced something like: waance
girl 1: i got the new coheed cd
girl 2: once!

bob 1: hey you coming with tonight?
bob 2: once. like i would miss it

guy 1: that movie was so gay.
guy 2: once.
the worst insult you can call someone. it is typically used when you are really really p-ssed off at someone.
wow coach why are you such a f-cking once all the time?
the new alb-m from finnish metal band nightwish. much more experimental than previous alb-ms, but still unmistakably nightwish.
my god, once is so d-mn good.

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