Ondoy


a motherf-cking typhoon that destroys and ruins everything and everyone.

poured down the rain equivalent of a month, in six f-cking hours.

made floods as sh-t-ss high as your house, and left everyone standing on their roof, while waiting hopelessly for rescuers to ‘save’ them.
guy 1: did you go swimming today?
guy 2: yes. i swam in a 6 foot pool called flood. f-cking ondoy.
philippine english term for “internet flooding”…. commonly used in chat sites, ustream and other social networking sites
byrus: h-llo
garena: what are you doin’ ?
byrus: h-llo
marky09: what’s going on’?
byrus: h-llo
degenatron: hey, stop ondoying!

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