One A.M. Wonder


a one a.m. wonder can be anyone who gets to the point in their day when they just cannot focus anymore. you are exhausted both mentally and physically yet something compels you to continue to function as you usually would however you can’t this state causes you to make bad decisions usually leading to either damage to yourself or the surrounding equipment. a one a.m. wonder should not be allowed near operating or energized equipment and is best suited to be left in a safe environment like an office or home with all sharp objects and tools removed.
regardless of when billy goes to do work, he works like a one a.m. wonder, everything he touches ends up worse.

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