One and a half


to sh-t and p-ss your pants.
“sorry your honor i took a one and a half on the elevator. that’s why we’re late i sh-t and p-ssed my pants.”
(verb) to make out with someone in an intimate manner, such that you seem to occupy the sp-ce of one and a half persons
“dave and i totally one-and-a-halfed on that chair last night!”
to only have one and a half t-st-c-les

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mr mallinson has one and a half

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