One armed Midget
vietnam vet under three feet tall.
that dang one armed midget was shot out of a cannon with a spear and killed half of my squad with one blow. (that’s what she said…) they were all stuck on the metal pole. (that’s what she said…) they all died an extremely painful and comical death. (that’s what she said?) dodgeball!
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