One-Eyed Elephant
when a man gets on all fours and spreads his -sscheeks apart revealing his -sshole. with the b-ttcheeks representing the large ears, the -sshole as the one eye, and the hanging c-ck as the trunk, the lucky viewer gets an image of an elephant with one eye.
nick: hey wanna see a one-eyed elephant?
sl-t: sure daddy.
nick: there it is. now tongue that -ss like you do so well.
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