One-fingered butt plunge
in the act of wiping one’s bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the b-tt hole. (occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). can result in a stinky fingernail.
guy in toilet: oh, dude, gross!
guy outside: what happened?
guy in toilet: i was wiping and i accidentally did the one-fingered b-tt plunge.
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