One Man Band

the act of someone performing f-ll-t– while simultaneously sticking their finger (or two) up your b-tt.
greco: that b-tch from last night was nasty- she gave me the one man band in the back of my car.

hung: i know dude, i was driving.
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a person that, by themself, makes music containing multiple parts, either by use of playing several instuments at once, or by layering their pieces of music overtop one another.
andrew w.k.’s multiinstrumental abilities allow him to function as a one-man-band.
a “one man band” is something that is performed on a girl. other definitions here say it’s when a guy gets a finger in the b-tt during a bl-wj-b, but 2 things hardly const-tutes a “band.”

my understanding is that a one man band is c-nn-l-ng-s plus the shocker. that is, sucking or licking the cl-t while using index and middle finger inside the v-g-n-, and the pinky in the b.h.

i also hear it’s pretty awesome. i don’t have a v-g-n- so i can’t be sure.
girls have been known to blackout from a one man band. use with caution, my friend.
the act of giving yourself f-ll-t– and simultaneously fingering yourself in the -ss.
wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. he is really flexible too. i bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
my mate derik is in a one man band he’s the man who plays the tuba, saxaphone, harmonica, banjo, marackas, triangle, drums, electric guitar, kazoo, base guitar, grand piano, bag-pipes, oboe (no not hobo!), bongo, b-ssoon, clarinet, flute, jug, piccolo, recorder, surrusophone, shawm, slide whistle, alphorn, baritone, didgeridoo, sackbut, trumpet, trombone, fiddle and violin, accordion and pipe organ aswell as spanking a donkey, wearing turtle sh-ll, cooking a goose with the power of his own self-satisfaction, riding a bike into a pool of dancing mooses and smoking a 15ft pipe with his -ss
masturbating
he’s used to having a one man band at this hour of the night.