one sided friendship
a one sided friendship is when one friend puts so much effort and carr into the friendship with this person because they care about them a lot as a best friend but the other half of the friendship the person really never helps them or cares for all their help and doesn’t appreciate it. that’s when you know they suck -ss and you need to friend someone who’s worth your time besides two faced b-tches
wow i’m kind of fed up with our one sided friendship alyssa
alyssa: sorry i don’t appreciate you and ik i’m a terrible friend
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