One-Way Bitch
a person who likes to act incredibly b-tchy, but can’t handle b-tchiness in return and gets disproportionately hurt feelings. usually demonstrated in the interwebz, as one-way b-tches rarely have the b-lls to demonstrate b-tchy behavior to anyone’s face.
tiffany: did you see what sparrow said in the blog comments?!
augusta: yeah, but as soon as you give it back she gets all emotional.
tiffany: she’s a one-way b-tch.
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