One Wiper
a bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the -n-l cavity. (note: the single wipe is enacted for ‘security’ purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).
man i took a huge dump last night and i was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!
that magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick
i took a winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, i should buy a lottery ticket today!
when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one b-tt wipe. technically a “no-wiper” because the one wipe was just a confidence check. living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.
i was upset when i had to p–p after i just took a shower, but i was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.
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