ones and fives


what you say when somebody says something dumb and you have no comment. also used to describe a stupid or bs situation.

the concept came from talking about taking a trip to mexico and how anybody that brings any bills larger then a one or a five is dumb.
1) heather: midgets are good drivers.
chris: ones and fives.

2) robert: man that government essay topic was cr-p.
chris: ones and fives.

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