Ong Tote


when your beard gets caught in a blender and you scream latin curses at that guy across the street for giving you a look of confusion and bill murray makes an appearance on a ride on lawn mower owned by the un and anyone see that movie eraserhead? that’s pretty messed up, i am currently sitting on a chair and you can never have too many of those. there’s a man who comes to fix my shower called something wierd like raoul but stranger, like if raoul had an affair with eraserhead and a guy who smells like a grandpa called rog something was born and immediately started fixing pipes and yelling at toilets.
he charged $80, not too shabby, he did kick at my toilet and call it a f-cking b-st-rd, the poor toilet’s taken sh-t all its life and has to put up with that on top of it, it’s pretty unfair. i’m really not a fan of pimp my ride because they put computers everywhere in a car and it’s pretty ridiculous.
blast the waters captain and shipshape, we’ve got a giggler on our hands so you’d better start shaving now.
keanu reeves has frequent visitor scientologists giving him woodp-ck-rs and personality tests.
ong tote, parot bote, dust mote etc

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