online std



the sacrifice you make in the moment to stream a show while your computer is without anti-virus. resulting in a sh*t-ton of malware and pop ups about dating russian women and horse betting.
“man i was streaming ‘brooklyn 99’ yesterday even though my virus protection was down, and now i think i gave my computer an online std ”
“ugh thats sh*t man, have you taken it to the gyno”

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