Onnie


a totally bad-ss girl. always there for her friends and always giving great advice. an onnie is very very cute, with a little ski-sloped nose and blonde hair. boys always fall in love with her. they generally have an awesome best friend named lisa and a really cute boyfriend named david. onnies are always up for an adventure; whether its streaking, raving, or committing grand theft auto, shes always there with a pair of stunnah shades and a positive att-tude.
josep- “dude i totally wanted a one night stand with this girl i met at the party last night….”

sam- “well, what happened man?”

josep- “i f-cked her, but then i accidentally fell in love with her… so i called her back.”

sam- “ahh… yeah, she’s an onnie huh?”

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