Onom
a fact-tious disease created through the kissing of a hamster. and onto a human being again. it’s awfully contagious and won’t kill you. but, watch out – you can always tell when someone has it if they have a sore throat! it all began in 2009, right before the swine flu. what copy cats.
joanna: dude, jess. did you see danny the other day?
jess: hahah! yes, he has onom. what a loser.
joanna: i know! how’d he get it?
jess: from his hamster.
joanna: woah.
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