Onside Kick
this is a s-x in football terms phrase for “asking out a sl-t”
“hey man, so last night i did an onside kick with denise…and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night”
when your banging two hot chicks, and fake j-zz in hotty #1, then quickly j-zz on the face of hotty #2. followed by screaming touchdown!!
“johny’s so cool, he onside kicked me and jen last night”.
“i know i heard him scream touchdown, from a block away”.
“i know right”.
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