Onyango


(verb): 1. derived form some ‘w-ngsta’ kenyan who wishes he were black, this commonly used verb describes the act of being totally white but acting like the stereotypical african-american. 2. to be extremely friendly except when he/she has fried chicken and the conditions turn towards hostility.
(noun): 1. n-gg-rdly and salacious black m-f-.
dude, why are you onyangoing out on me?
why are you pulling an onyango on me?
don’t be such an onyango
a guy who,when you meet him, you think he is too good for you. but then you get to talking and you realize he is perfect. he is easy to talk to, tall, dark, and handsome, of course. he has the most amazing brown eyes that you will ever see. he will always say cute things that you can never imagine anyone saying to you or about you. no one can top his cute comments. he will make you feel like you are the most beautiful girl in the world even though you have always felt you are anything but that. he will never let you down. he is always there when you need him. he is smart and very talented. there is nothing he can’t do. he will be your superman. you will never want to leave him or let him go because if you do you know you will never find anyone as perfect for you as he is. be prepared to love him forever.
i will never stop loving onyango.

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