Oomphaloomph
a s-xual act performed in a bathroom stall between a male and a male or a male and a female. a male is sitting down with his pants down, the other person mounts his erect p-n-s and gyrates on the p-n-s until -rg-sm.
you’ve heard of the mile high club, right baby? have you heard of the s-x in the potty club?
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an accident involving bowel movements. sharts omg!!! i just smirled in my pants!!
- spchel
fat -ssed midget overweight midget in jack-ss