OOS


out of stock. as in, a retailer is selling something and they ran out of it.
check out this deal at somewebsite! it’s a total steal! oops, it’s oos.
out of sync. problem that used to plague age of mythology’s online matchmaking service, eso, until a patch fixed it. any one player being “out of sync” would crash the game for all players involved. only comes up now in rare instances.
fizzuck, i got teh oos and my game crashed. curses be to zeus!!
an expression used to display surprise, disgust, hatred, awe, excitement or acceptance. oos is a flexible term that can be jammed into almost any scenario and still make sense. its pr-nunciation is paramount in order to convey maximum effectiveness. the oo at the start is said the same way as the oo in book is pr-nounced, and the s is normal. oo-s.
billy: oi kurt, dare you to drink the bong water you p-ssy f-ggot
kurt: yeah righto mate, bottoms up sh-t head! (drinks bong water)
billy: oos!

jameson: oi check that bird with the nice -ss.
max: oos bro that’s one h-ll of a piece!
(chick turns around and reveals a proper hunchback from 300 face)
jameson & max: ooooooss!!

bob: oi jessup, a hundred bucks if you shoot a basket from the half-way line.
jessup: you’re on mate. (he shoots, he scores!)
bob: oos c-nt. here’s a watermelon.

dangles: oi wally, what do you get when you throw a baby down the stairs?
wally: i don’t know you bl–dy noonga. what?
dangles: an erection!
wally: oos.
a tech term that means “out of service”

it can be a site, server or a provider
ex.
yahoo is now oos

or
internet provider is oos
1: out of stock, as in a brand being sold out.
2: out of style
1: aw man! the shoes i wanted in my size are oos!
2: “did you see ashley yesterday? her juicy trackpants are so oos!”
the sound a v-g-n- makes when a large object is thrust into it.
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it means your p-n-s is cold.
“uumm… oos”

“gtfo noob lol”

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