Opabinia
opabinia regalis lived 500 million years ago during the cambrian period. it had 5 eyes, a proboscis, and a backwards mouth. it was about 2-3 inches long, and it ate plankton by catching it’s proboscis, the feeding it up to it’s mouth! the opabinia was also the awesomest creature alive!
opabinias are very awesome!!
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