open letter


a method of writing in which an insecure attention wh-r- tries to make it seem as though they care about the person to whom they’re writing the letter when really they’re just trying to draw attention to themselves.
“i’d send a closed letter, but i’m an attention wh-r- so i’m sending an open letter. fame through someone else, here i come!”

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