Open mic
an event where anyone can sign up to perform.
“dude didn’t you see her playing here last month ?”
“what ? but she’s been playing guitar for what, like 3 months?”
“yeah.. it was open mic , though. everyone can sign up there”
a bl-wj-b given to a man while he is performing a musical instrument. it has become a bit of a fetish among some women, given most often to men playing the guitar while laying horizontally.
last night my girlfriend gave me an open mic while i played bob dylan tunes.
the act of s-xual intercourse without the use of a condom (the p-n-s being referred to as a microphone due to its shape).
i can’t believe jerrod open-miced dorm girl last night.
noun; another name for a p-n-s which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one’s trousers, but is also errect.
“sh-t boys, check out that f-cker, he’s showing us an open mic!”
“is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an open mic?”
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