Open the Bakery
to take a sh-t. primarily used to express one’s need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. may also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. i am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.
let’s take a quick break from the meeting if we can. i need to open the bakery for business. let’s start again in about 10 minutes.
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