open the floodgates
verb-to bring forth an epic revolution of social justice and freedom of culture.
man: g-d, society is in h-ll, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1
god: stand back, for i shall open the floodgates
the point at which you first p-ss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be p-ssing every ten minutes. see ‘break the seal.’
i can’t hold it anymore, i have to go open the floodgates.
when two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their p-n-s’s together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other’s shaft-hole.
a variation of this is when neither party involved has been circ-mcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. this may be referred to as “bursting the flood gates”
chris: “hey man, you bustin’?”
heath: “totally!”
chris: “wanna go open the flood gates?”
bruce: “hey abraham, wanna go burst the flood gates with me?”
abraham (shakes head): “sorry bruce, i’m jewsish.”
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