Opening a Can of Bruce Lee


a term for someone who is going to kick someone’s -ss so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
copyright of eprime and not cloudasylum. too bad, cloud ^_^
“dude that guy just stole my girl, i’m gonna be opening a can of bruce lee on him!”

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