opening act
when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks v-g-n- and his ring finger and pinky in her b-tt.
usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the “shocker” following the “opening act” comes the”show stopper”
the opening act is what you call the person who initiates intercouse for the s-xual humiliating houdini. precedes the closing act.
person 1: hey dude, you wanna houdini my girl with me?
person 2: yeah for sure, you got the opening act?
person 1: this sh-t’s gonna be hilarious.
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