Operation Resume Storm
named after 1991’s operation desert storm, the invasion of iraq during the first gulf war. refers to a job seeker’s decision, especially during a recession year, to print off and mail out dozens or hundreds of resumes in hopes that some employer will offer him an interview. usually unsuccessful.
graduation’s only a few months away and if i don’t get a job i’ll have to move back home. it’s about time to mount operation resume storm!
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