OPF
own personal f-ggot.
a gay male/female who considers himself/herself dedicated to you, like a manservant with a crush on you. there may be but often is not a s-xual context to it. often it’s because you’re the one to whom he/she came out first, but there can be other reasons. this is a very caring, kind and maybe even loving person if you’re lucky, and he/she may be vulnerable, too. don’t abuse the privilege.
it’s my opf’s birthday! i’m gonna buy him a nice bottle of wine and some roses.
i love my opf! he’s always there to bail my -ss out of jail after (fill in the blank).
i’m in between girlfriends so my opf is filling in for a few days. he’s good-looking, rich, and sucks like a hoover, glad he still wants me. life’s d-mn good!
old perverts from sweden
give the man a beer, he’s an opfs
overly p-ssionate f-ggot
when someone gets b-tt hurt easily, and you can’t say “f-ggot” in front of that person or in workplace.
dude 1: man, your brother cries alot.
dude 2: yeah, he’s opf.
dude 2: oh
a middle aged balding stressy male, with a face that resembles a pig. hence oldpigface
opf – a male with middle names such a lanchelot and richmond.
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