opossum reacharound
opossum reacharound is a third wave punk band from champaign, illinois. they formed in 1997 when leader singer koog dancer teamed up with b-ssist ace remington and his little brother- thrombonist julian trane. they soon hired a drummer who goes only by the name of shocker. they infuse tradition german black forest oompah band music with new orleans funeral dirge. their music has been compared to the rolling stones, the toadies, flogging molly, the toy dolls, liuetenant pigeon, the meat puppets, .38 special, type o negative, reverend peyton’s big d-mn band, and the cast of friends. they are currently on tour in sweden. in their free time, the band enjoys agave wheat ale, watching compet-tive curling on tv, and building custom pinewood derby cars for unfortunate children. singles for the band include: “three horses and no saddle”, jump over my feelings”, “inside the roof”, “fire control radar”, “tinfoil hat”, “new beer at old settlers”, “floating on substance abuse”, “frankstick lightning rod”, “cane toad m-ssacre”, and “the handyman’s bullet”.
did you see opossum reacharound last night at friar tuck’s? it was like a koala bear cr-pped a rainbow in my brain. so awesome.
Read Also:
- Orion's Belt
when a guy is receiving head, he unstraps his belt so that as the girl goes in to deepthroat, he can use the belt to lock her in place. this can continue until she sees stars and p-sses out. dude, this girl was going down on me and i totally went all orion’s belt on […]
- Or is it
used to come back to anything someone says. typically used when someone makes a statement to look hard or tough or like they actually know what the f-ck they are talking about. you quickly act as the lawyer spreading doubt and say or is it? or does it? or do they? et cetera! billy bob […]
- orsinoized
to constantly make mistakes and have an excuse on why the mistakes were made jim: wow fred you really orsinoized that surgery i dont think this guy is suppose to have three arms
- ortta
a slang term for something that should be done. i ortta be working, but this is more interesting.
- Osama Obama
political insult aimed at 2008 democratic candidate barack obama, comparing him to osama bin laden. may have originated with sean hannity, rush limbaugh, or another similar talking head. “don’t vote for libbruls like osama obama” osama obama is the urban legend name for barrack hussein obama. he is nicknamed osama obama because he has failed […]