oppo-emoticon
the act of responding with the opposite emoticon rather than the appropriate emoticon when commenting on a status update, usually on facebook but not limited to. this oddity invariably leads to confusion for everyone yet is hilarious to only the oppo-emoticoner and a select few of totally awesome somewhat twisted sharp-minded people that appreciate it. the hilarity varies inversely with the severity or emotional tone of the status.
ex.
girl1: “craig has totally gone overboard with the oppo-emoticoning”
girl2: “whaaa-shut up!!”
girl1: “ohhh yea! he oppo-emoticoned the sh-t out of my profile the other day. it wouldn’t be that bad but now i have to explain to my mom why one of my friends is happy grandma has cancer!”
ex.
girl1: “i don’t get it. why is dave all smiley-face about me failing my cl-ss and not being able to get my internship? what did i ever do to him?”
girl2: “girl you didn’t know? dave oppo-emoticons. he oppo_emoticons everybody. the guy has no regard for human emotion when it comes to his oppo-emoticoning. especially when someones dreams or fears are involved.
it used to bother me but now i think it’s cute, dave’s funny….but in your case sooooo wrong”
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