Oppoontunity


the chance to acquire poon presents itself.
miles: “hey jordan, can you hold my drink? i think i’ve got an oppoontunity.”

jordan: “yeah, sure.”
the chance of acquiring poon which presents itself.
miles: “hey jordan, can you hold my drink? i think i’ve got an oppoontunity.”

jordan: “yeah, sure.”
the unexpected chance to get laid.
when the girl told chris how bad she wanted him, he took advantage of the oppoontunity.

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