Opposite Mohawk


when a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.
becca: dude, check out that man. epic opposite mohawk going on.

micaela: haha that’s hilarious!

or

john: dude! yesterday at football practice, i got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! now i have an opposite mohawk!

kevin: that sucks bro. just shave it all off.

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