oprah hands
a game that is played with two people, where you both start facing each other and make a fist, then proceed to raise the fist up and drop in on an open palm 3 times in a row. then each person shapeshifts their hand into one of three possible choices. a pair of scissors, a rock, or a piece of paper. the game is derived from the fact that oprah winfrey is a shapeshifter and the game requires you to change the shape of your hands.
every game of oprah hands is a best two out of three round.
the person that wins the first throw gets “first ups” which is obivously an advantage.
oprah hands is a game of wit, speed, intelligence, -n-lytical skill, merit, strength and cunning. only those who are willing to take the burden that accompanies oprah hands should play.
also see oprah
“hey man wanna play a quick game of oprah hands to p-ss the time?”
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