optimist
the idea that everything is best, and all things happen for a greater purpose. in other words, a waste of time.
oh, look, there’s an optimist on the street thinking he will one day be able to walk and live like a normal person when he’s a paraplegic with no arms, legs, and the speech ability of helen keller.
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one who usually expects a favorable outcome.one who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views
aaron says jamie is very optimist. this makes aaron a f-cking tard and wrong.
an optimist is some person who comes home finds thier back door broken into and thinks a surprise partys been arranged for them
“optimist”e.g if i step on to this train track a train wont run me over because im such a darn nice person
descriptive noun. first part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
an optimist is a person who doesn’t have all the facts.
a pessimist is an optimist who does have all the facts.
a cynic is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
a paranoid is a cynic who has finally realized that the facts are after him.
johnny the optimist says, “gosh, i’m sure that the congress will make laws for the benefit of the public rather than those wealthy enough to buy a congressman or senator and slap a bar code on their back! after all, this is a democracy.” (exits, stage right, humming “america the beautiful, badly off key.)
a buffalo bills fan in august
optimist bills fan, 1998: “the bills are going all the way this year! we’ve got doug flutie!”
n. one who looks on the bright side of life, though they know that nothing will ever get better.
i really am trying to be an optimist
people who see life in the best possible light, or at least as being generally good. the most horrible, obnoxious people in the world.
“the gl-ss is half-full!”
“get that god d-mn water out of my gl-ss, -sshole! did it ever occur to you i might have left it empty for a reason?! huh?! get out of my sight, you worthless piece of sh-t!!”
someone who lacks rational thinking or the understanding of occam’s razor.
-hey, check it out. bob’s mom just died, and he’s confident she went to heaven.
-nah, he’s just an optimist.
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