Optimystique


being optimistic with no particular reason.
i have no job no money but i’m optimystique anyway

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    used when a situtation is awkward or uncomfortable; it’s better than saying “awkward” because that just makes it more awkward. pr-nounced ‘ock ock’ root ‘auke’ in ‘awkward’, m/e “so my hampster died and i cried..” “yeah i don’t give a f-ck sarah!” “…oqoq.”

  • oral treats

    oral s-x, f-ll-t–, a bl-w j-b lil’ jimmy performed oral treats on a transgendered american.

  • Orange Ovaries

    1. the female version of blue b-lls. 2. when your man does work and doesn’t finish the job. lindz: omg that guy last night totally gave me the worst case of orange ovaries. shar: at least he was employed in something, but looks like he’s already going to get laid off. (pun intended) the female […]

  • Pregnant hot

    1. girl you want to implant with your seed. (special note: needs no personality.) i know i’m gay but that girl’s pregnant hot.

  • Premature Ecrapulation

    when you think you are going to fart, but cr-p instead. basically; when you shart person 1: dude, watch this fart! person 2: alright! person 1: -sharts- ah d-mnit! person 2: what happened? person 3: that sucks! he had premature ecr-pulation! haha!


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