Optirealistic


being optimistic but in a realistic way. being realistic about outlandish and idiotic goals.
moron – “dude, we should take over the world and make it mandatory for everyone to eat babies for breakfast.”

optirealist – “what are you a moron? that’s stupid.”

moron – “hey i can dream can’t i?

optirealist – “no you can’t! be optirealistic!”

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