Oral Agreement


if you seen the chappelle show it is something like the s-x contract, but without an actuall paper doc-ment. it’s when a girl doesn’t want her boyfriend to have s-x on spring break so she makes an agreement with him, coming to conclusion they can only have oral s-x with other people.
thow thow: “did you say something about an oral agreement.”
lawdogg: “yeah!! it’s cool right?”
thow thow: (thinking in his head) “this b-tch is crazy!!”
lawdogg: (thinking in her head) “i am gonna get soooo many guys to eat my p-ssy on springbreak!!!woo!! ’04 ’04!!!”
insane v, griz and fj: (laughing in the background)
luda: (strummin off in the background)
hulk: “raaaaaaahhhh!!!!! sk-nk b-tches!!!”
luda: (thinking in his head) “i think i am gonna slip lawdogg the sleepy slipper!!”

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