oral compass



the means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. it is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral comp-ss.
marco: did you hear about gabe? last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with misty by her boyfriend, steel.
paulo: nightmare! is he hospitalized? or in the morgue? steel is all ‘roided out these days.
marco: nope. he’s fine. he used his oral comp-ss to talk himself to safety. he said they were looking for glowworms.
paulo: well, steel is pretty dumb.

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