orange dick


an orange-d-ck is a male that still lives in his mother’s bas-m-nt. usually fat and usually a neckbeard. so named because eating cheetos (the traditional food of these people) will stain your hands orange, and masturbating with an orange hand will give you an orange p-n-s.
mick: “i hate jack! he’s such an orange-d-ck.”
john: “yeah man he just sits in his mom’s bas-m-nt and plays halo all day.”
a side-effect of snackerbating with cheetos or other similar cheese-flavored snacks. commonly abbreviated “od.”
girl: why is your d-ck orange?
guy: i was snackerbating with cheetos last night and have’t showered yet, so i’ve got orange d-ck.

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