when trump won the presidential elections and took over after obama.
dude 1: orange is the new black.
dude 2: that lesbo show about carpet munching inmates.. get outta here!
dude 1: hey quit being racist you pos, haven’t you heard? trump is the future president after obama. ftl
dude 2: ba dum tsssss!
a netflix original series that kicked off in 2013. season 2 started june 6th at 3am. (i’m watching it now. js)
ok so, it’s about a woman named piper chapman who’s in her 30s and is sentenced to 15 months for transporting money for her drug-dealing girlfriend (over a decade ago). while in prison she reconnects with her ex-girlfriend even though she is engaged to larry. obviously, she has problems in prison because let’s face it, it’s f-cking prison.
it’s actually a really good series, so check it out.
oitnb orange is the new back netflix original series orange is the new black
a netflix original series, and a pretty good one at that. it’s funny, but definitely way more lesbian s-x than i bargained for.
if you’re straight, you’ll find yourself drooling over the few men that are actually on the show, like the cop john bennett, or the main character’s fiancé, larry bloom. neither if whom is even that attractive….
plus with all of the slang they use on the show, you find that you end up using urban dictionary way more than usual if you’re as slang-illiterate as i am.
“hey have you seen that new show orange is the new black on netflix?”
“yeah. it’s pretty funny. have you?”
“nah. i’m already subscribed to lesbian p-rn weekly, so i’m good.”
- mr smarty pants
somebody who is pretty smart. you normally copy off this dude in cl-ss and pick on him occasionally. but at the end of the day, he knows he’s needed to copy off of. mr. smarty pants just p–ped his pants again. time to copy off of mr. smarty pants.
- nasty cookie
when a group of guys are partic-p-ting in a circle jerk. someone places a cookie in the middle of the circle. everyone shoots their load onto the cookie. the last person to hit it, has to eat it. in last night’s nasty cookie session, i’m pretty sure jim was missing the cookie on purpose. he […]
- ms d*n*l
when a domanatrix shoves a d-ld- up her slave and walks them around like a dog on a leash a new client came in and asked to be ms. d-n-led -n-l
a slang term for cancer. originated from a conversation between two people where one said “you know it’s illegal to say ar-kansas in arkansas?” then the other said “would that make kansas pr-nounced kansaw?”. it was deemed to sound like “cancer”, so it became a slang term. “kyle’s memes are kansaw.” – ryan baker
- california water balloon
that act of stuffing a water hose up your r-ct-m and turning the water on full blast. alex looked like a water balloon after doing a california water balloon