Orbism
a statement or opinion devoid of or contrary to logic. a statement made by a sophist or intellectual coward.
“black people commit more crimes because we determine crime to be that which black people do”? nice orbism.
a contractual obligation to be -n-lly-violated by a donkey, signed under false pretences.
the donkey’s lawyers were relieved to find that their client possessed a copy of the orbism. with this, the victims had no case, despite their valid complaints.
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