Orc Dick
when a p-n-s is surrounded by so much pubic hair that only the head pokes through, and it looks like an orc peaking its head out of the black forest.
usually only happens when the p-n-s is flacid and the p-b-s unshaven, and most commonly with small p-n-ses.
chuck: yo man, i pants’d connor and accidently saw his d-ck.
scott: that’s hilarious, what did it look like?
chuck: kind of weird, to be honest. all i saw was bush with a little head poking out.
scott: dude, connor’s got an orc d-ck!
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