Örebro

a small sh-t hole in the middle of sweden. sure there is a nice castle in the middle with a moat and stuff, but that is pretty much the extent of the cities coolness.

mostly there are a bunch of high school kids getting obscenely drunk every weekend and wednesday (for some reason wednesday is a big drinking night there).

since it is sweden people who are 18 can buy alcohol in bars and clubs, this in turn makes every single club and bar in the city utterly uninhabitable by normal human beings. what you will normally get in the city is a bunch of h-rny teenagers who are all humping each other at the same time off-beat to the music.

quite easily, örebro (it has two dots over the o, but that letter doesn’t exist in english) is perhaps one of the few places you would go if you really wanted to get puked on by really ugly drunk girls.
random-örebro dude: hey, örebro f-cking rocks dude, i’m taking all my clothes off for no apparent reason!

me: alrighty, you wouldn’t happen to know where the nearest train station is so i can get the h-ll out of here?

random-örebro dude: haha, we have two train stations, i am very confused and will now proceed to intentionally fall into the f-cking moat! woooh!
city in the inland of sweden. translated to english the name orebro is pennybridge which is also one of the alb-ms names from the famous skaterockers millencolin.

orebro was founded by king christian and his two sons karl the handsome and anders the vain.

orebro is still famous for its rich farmland.
jesper: do you want to join me for a trip to orebro to meet some nice farmgirls?

erik: yes!